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Old 08-10-2012, 03:34 PM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by Quentin View Post
Even though I live in Arizona, where you can not only legally carry guns, but apply for government grants to have a pair of 50 caliber handguns permanently attached to either side of your skull for handy "look-to-aim style" firing, I know just how this guy feels.

You see, just the other day, I was out walking my dog when a guy suddenly walked up and very aggressively asked me: "Hey, what kind of dog is that?"

I feared for my life (obviously) but since I didn't have any of my guns with me (boy, I won't make that mistake again!), I just put up my fingers in a cross-like form (you know, in case he was a Sonoran Vampire illegal immigrant that was just made up to look like a wealthy Catalina Foothills yuppie) and ran away screaming "Help! Police! Someone has spoken to me in an unsolicited fashion!"

Anyway, crisis narrowly averted and all that... but I would be experiencing a LOT less post-traumatic stress right now if I'd only been able to shoot him in the face right there and then.
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