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Old 06-19-2003, 01:44 PM  
volante
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Originally posted by Tala
"If you don't believe in the power of God, our Father and mighty Lord, then you're a demon-worshipping Satanist, and I don't want you around my kids!" I'm not kidding you, that's what this woman was yelling at me in a Wal-Mart.
"I did that joke in Alabama, and these three rednecks met me after the show. "Hey buddy, c'mere. Hey Mister Comedian, c'mere." Yeah, I love that move (makes shoving motion) "C'mere!" Not a physics major, I think that's a safe bet. "Mister Funnyman, c'mere. Hey buddy, we're Christians and we don't like what you said." I said, then forgive me. "

- Bill Hicks
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