So much for a quiet day in good old Minneapolis. Went to go out the side door for a smoke when my doorbell starts ringing like crazy. I whip open the door and there's the pizza delivery girl standing at my door. I thought I was about to get jacked but she came inside and we proceeded to eat pizza. I slipped her a $100 tip and fucked that tight hole until it was raw. Then I grabbed her by the hair and stuck my dick in her mouth until she gagged and her eyes were watering. As this was happening I could hear my neighbor outside and I tried to get her to assist me but she ran home to her husband.
I finally couldn't take any fucking more of her shit and proceeded to mangle her face. Here is photographic proof:
pic from google image search 