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Old 06-16-2012, 07:55 AM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by pompousjohn View Post
I appreciate your advice and it seems like you know what you are talking about. So far the right photographer is the missing piece. I know I have the wrong guy, but I have looked at whats available right now and basically selected the least wrong out of the wrong guys, temporary until I find someone even less wrong for the job.

I should not be doing this at all. I am not there physically, its all being handled through third parties, and as I have said I am counting on it being a flop. I just hope we can learn enough to have a better chance of success next time.

We had a good deal with the photographer we hired, he quoted us at 100 which was what I was expecting. Then he found out we were booking 5 girls and mentioned it was 100 per girl, and he wouldn't take more than 50 shots per girl.

I decided to cancel the whole thing and asked my guys down there to go kick him in the balls for me.

But they suggested we talk to him instead and we have worked out a compromise, let's see what we turn out with.
Go out and buy yourself a nice little point-'n-shoot cam. Read the chapter in the user manual on 'Tips for Shooting Great Porn Pics'. Practice a few times with an inflate-a-mate. Rinse...repeat as necessary.

If all else fails - drop by your local library and borrow 'Smut For Dummies' (use a yellow highlighter on the most useful parts). Perhaps the librarian has a few helpful tips and tricks to offer.

Good luck.

Refer back to Dean Capture's advice. He knows whereof he speaks.
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