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Sometimes I'll eat a nice three course meal - like, yesterday I had some bruschetta, an arugula ceasar salad, and a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs while I was taking a dump. Usually works best if you go in, take a giant dump, then have someone serve you your food while your sitting on the toilet. This way by the time you're done eating you can have a quick cup of coffee while your in there and you'll be ready to go again. Kill two birds with one stone.
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