So, one day in the great scheme of things a mistake occurs and an engineer gets sent to Hell.
Satan finds out about it and pretty soon Hell is going through some upgrades. Air Conditioning, Fuel efficient hellfire blazes, new fangled brimstone, all the comforts of home.
St Peter, when he's going through the monthly audit sees the mistake and let's God know about it.
God goes and talks to Satan and tells him, "look, you have to give back the Engineer. If you don't, I will sue".
Satan looks at him and says "Yeah, where you gonna find a lawyer."
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You know something, It was just so fucking cold yesterday.
(Audience
How cold was it?
Well, it was so cold that down there at the courthouse I saw a lawyer, and his hands were in his own pockets.
(diddy bum)
;p