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Already delivered five years ago. Maybe not with the "retina" catch phrase, but the functionality is already there. Touch screens, wands, and voice recognition are the wave of the future - Oops! I forgot it doesn't quite work yet and there's nothing useful that you can do with any of that technology. Sorry...

Steve Gates, err, Steve TurtleNeck is dead. Who's cock are you sucking now? Generic corporate cock (same cock as before, but it is now nameless... Generic Apple cock. Num num...)

ROFL! I don't even remember what that dude's name is (or was). Help me here: Steve Who? Steve Someguy? Cancer Boy? Steve WHAT? Sorry.

Bill Gates spent more time and money trying to cure cancer than that pussy spent dying from it. Steve JOBS! ROFL - I had to look it up. I remember now, though...

Apple was dying, and yet they dragged a diseased Steve Jobs (even though he only had a few months to live) back on stage to boost "morale" and to whore their products. Integrity right there, I tell ya! Steve! Unhook that oxygen machine and get onstage! We have some iPod Nanos to sell! BTW, if Steve did all that by own volition - that's even worse. That would be a man who would whore out his dead carcass just to suck 99 cents out of you.

Maybe Apple should have spent more time and money on real research instead of figuring out how to milk you losers out of 99 cents per download one hundred times over with their fucking iStore.

iAnything = Steve Jobs. He's dead. Keep spending your money and watching the comapny that continually fucks you in the ass fail.

One day you'll wake up and your ass will no longer hurt... Steve? STEVE! I have no penis in my ass! I no longer feel full and satisfied!

Hey, don't bitch! You stilll have that $2,500 iBook Fairy with a twelve inch screen and an 40GB SSD hard drive that runs nothing useful outside of Garage Band and that Apple joke of "free" video editing software.

So, you're still cool.