Today Holland is going to do what should have been done in 1945: beat the Germans and teach them a few lessons. I can't wait for the match to start, because I'm a quarter jew and I never got to know my mother because she was killed in a prison camp by Doctor Mengele, 3 months before I was born. I thought I could never forget and forgive but if the Dutch beat the Germans today and the Germans will go on their knees and apologize for all the bad things they have done in the past decades including destroying the Greek and Spanish economy, killing my mother, inventing torrents and LeaseWeb and if they also give me back my bike and my self digged hole on the Zandvoort beach I may be able to finally forgive them and get on with my life.
Seriously, all silly tasteful joking aside, those who aren't interested in soccer: watch this game, after that you will love soccer, it's going to be awesome, even when Germany wins it.
