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Originally Posted by KiLLinUm
if i sold out for big cash i would buy a fiji island and live there the rest of my life
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That is brilliant. I need to modify my previous post...
I would call my island "I Land". I would cover it with guns, dogs, laser-wielding sharks, and angry - yet very sexy - lingerie wearing Muslim and Hindi women (they would get along on my island, dammit! That IS the law!)
In the spirit of politicians everywhere, I would make the possession of drugs, alcohol and pornography punishable by blowjobs - or death (if you're male and don't have surgically implanted breasts...) Of course, I'd always be stoned and drunk - and whacking off to porn.
Give me 500 million dollars. I'm not going to invest it - or give a shit. I'll buy Nigeria (or maybe Greece - its probably worth less right now) and start sending you guys and your families emails - then I'll follow up with a "Just kidding, idiot!"
Meanwhile, I'll create a mattress company and sell my sleep platforms for $1,000,000 a pop.
I could go on but I'm already pushing it...