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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
So...your perfect woman would be a RealDoll, huh?
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Fucking spot on!!!
Turn Offs:
1) reading threads like this turn me off guys in the biggest way making me want to KILL KILL KILL
(the question is cool, but some of the answers are just insanely moronic)
2) clean freaks who are compelled to constantly remove all traces of humanity (sweat, hair, flaws) from themselves and others
3) guys who think focusing with tunnel vision on a woman's orgasm makes them a great lover
4) girls with long nails -- keep those shards of acrylic away from me bitches!
5) guys who think that prolonging intercourse and not cumming for a long long time makes them some kind of stud -- my pussy gets dry just thinking about it.
Turn Ons:
1) sucking cock . . . hard cock cock cock
2) talking dirty as though someone needs to be coerced into doing something really naughty
3) licking and petting *around* my panties . . . fucking with panties pulled to the side
4) little natural titties
5) big natural jugs
And it would really turn me on to smother some of you fucks with my mounds of stretch marks and bury your face in my HAIRY PUSSY. Yes. I would like that A LOT. I am growing my pit hair out again just for you.
