Originally Posted by NoComments

I am sorry, sweetheart, bringing back the memories was very inconsiderate of me.

But I'll part with you on the good note:

He - I had the best sex of my life.
She - Maybe so, but I'll never have sex with you again!
He - Why!???
She - Because you are a pedophile!
He - such a big word for a 12 years old!