Originally Posted by Shotsie

Why don't you recount some of your harrowing tales of adventure for us there, Trump. Let me guess, right now you're tucked away in your summer cabin retreat high up in the Swiss alps, roaring fire in the hearth, snifter of brandy, Afghan hounds at your feet, pipe filled with fine tobaccos from around the world as you crack open a handsome calfskin-bound first edition of Sir Walter Raleigh, Gazing at the once-fierce heads of your hunting trophies leering in the firelight, the ones you got on your last hunting safari in the Veldt where your Khoisan guide, N!xho, was lethally gored by a wildebeest. Just taking a little break from all that to impart some of your endless wordly wisdom on the plebians here on gfy, right?