Originally Posted by CDSmith

I'd like to see a child abuse video where there's a parent, possibly drunk, about to beat his kid, but the kid having downloaded Chuck Norris's "Halfpint Blackbelt" video set the week before ends up giving his dad a flying inverted roundhouse to the head and a half-spin snapkick to the ya-yas, and drops him cold, leaving him in a crying heap for the cops.

Anyone have a video like that?