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Old 05-09-2012, 07:37 PM  
Just Alex
Liv Benson to You, Bitch
 
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Originally Posted by Helix View Post
Get a ladder, hire a fat black woman that can't speak english that any human can understand, oil her up, and videotape her changing the battery.

Embed the video on one of your sites and make a racially charged post containing a link to the video.

Offer your site for sale starting at 80,000 and make bank.
This is a proven ghetto tactic that is guaranteed to be successful.
Fuck, I knew it.. I fucked up.
I went to Home Depot and rented ladder for $60 a day. Bought 4 dollar double pack and used one of them to replace dead one. Brought ladder back with in an hour.
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