Originally Posted by ezgirl

1. Music, often too loud to hear the action, completely out of mood for the scene, basically just noise.
2. Shaved dicks, looks like little boy or gay man. Very distracting to me. I am surprised no one mentioned this, but it is near impossible to find male talent unshaved. They think it makes their dick look longer - who cares?
3. Spitting - absolutely hate this, grab some lube, smear it on the girl's pussy and make it look all wet and sloppy, make it part of the scene, hand her the lube and tell her to lube your dick. Stop the spitting.
4. Closeups of the man's face. Are you kidding? Get closeups of the girl's face!
5. Girl going "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ......"
6. Girl saying "Oh God, oh God, ...." I used to tell the girl every-time she said "Oh God" I was adding 5min to the scene to give me more film to make up for all the edit cuts. I found the more I asked or demanded they not say "Oh God" the more they said it, so I just don't say anything and edit it out. Seems the girls can't help engaging in oppositional behavior.
7. Guys who can't pop without jerking off, kills the energy, ruins the scene. Sometimes they take so long I have to shut the camera off, then he says "I'm cumming, I'm cumming", girl has to get back into position, he comes running over, I'm turning my camera back on but it is not back up to speed yet .... and he pops and we miss it. Have to do it over and fake a creampie. I can't imagine the male getting better results with his hand than with the girl, very sad.
8. Camera guy shut up.
9. Guy jerks his dick back and forth so cum shot splatters all over the place, on the pillows, sheets, sofa, floor - everywhere except the girl.