Originally Posted by CDSmith

I don't like all the spitting either. You don't need to do all that loud "hack-thewie" stuff to get something moist. Ladies, slob and gob it up all you want, but enough with the damn loogie hawking.


My idea of better porn ---

1. Better lighting for one. Doesn't have to be A-1 professional grade but just be mindful of your shadows and hot spots. Put up some side lights out of the way. Make use of natural light. Bounce some off the ceiling. And for god's sake when you're poking the camera into her nether regions turn on the camera light!

2. Enough with the robotic fucking. It gets so each scene is the same as the last, same positions, same stock moanings and mewings, same formula start to finish. Why not try having them actually do it as if they are on their honeymoon (you know, ACT) rather than what they are, that being two paid strangers who show up for work and go through the motions for cash?

3. SOUND --- I've said this before on here, the sound quality in most online porn is SHIT. Why? Because most shooters rely 100% on the camera mic, thus as they move out the sound becomes unhearable, and as the move in for close shots any moan the girl makes sounds like King fucking Kong roaring. Invest in a boom mic for christs sake, or a couple of wireless ones and hide them around the scene. These days these accoutrements are not that expensive. No excuse.

4. Shut up. You, the guy with the camera. Yeah you. Shut your hole. Thanks.

5. If you're strapped for ideas on scripts, plots, situations etc, why not hire a writer? I know of several people on this very board including myself who've written tons of erotica over the years who would be happy to inject some life into your work for an affordable price. Don't be so cheap.

6. Have more than one camera running. If there's just one shooter then afix one or two stationary cameras from different sides. Of course you're going to be in some of that footage but it doesn't matter, you use the shots you need and cut the rest. ---- Oh wait, but that doesn't fit in with your "go cheap" motiff right? One camera, bad sound, poor lighting, bad direction, lackluster plot/situation, robotic "actors", Jerk scene at end rather than decent money shot,
shoot-rinse-repeat, yes? Yeah good luck with that.


I don't think I'm asking for the moon. Just some badly needed quality.



Btw, there are a few people out there producing some really good stuff. They are however in the vast minority. And I do mean vast.