Originally Posted by alextokyo

I'm going to stop you right there.

Just so you know, cancer always comes back. Always. It's like a fucking laser-guided boomerang. I'm no doctor, but I guarantee you aren't going to see 80.

Fact: you have years of pure hell to look forward to. You are going to die in pure pain and agony while your head rots away from the inside, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

In short, you're fucked. The truth hurts like a bitch, but try to have a nice day though, eh?

P.S. Magazines! $3000!