I was the youngest scout in my Boy Scout troop to ever earn the Asshole Merit Badge (shortly before getting the boot from the BSA):
I was also a Charter Member of the Gene Simmons' Asshole Club:
You know, on second thought, I suddenly recalled an old Woody Allen (or Groucho Marx) line which is relevant here, which is that I wouldn't want to be a Member of any Club that would have ME as a Member...
ADG