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Welcome to hell, Christians! That's where you are going if you read GFY!
No personal justifications allowed. You are pornmongers and fornicators! Enjoy the pineapple that Harvey Keitel plans on shoving up your fat white hypocritical asses!
I may be an atheist, but even if I'm wrong - you're still fucked.
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Let's all sing:
Jesus loves porn! This I know
for the Baddog tells me so.
Ass to mouth with fat black schlongs
They are weak but He is strong.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Baddog tells me so.
Jesus loves me! He who died,
Suck this fat cock - open wide!
I spray my load upon your chin,
My sour man-juice gushing in.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Baddog tells me so.
Jesus blew me, now I'm still,
I feel weak and slightly ill,
He tilts his head back, swallows all,
While Baddog still sucks on my balls.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Baddog tells me so.
Jesus loved me, wish he stay'd,
For twenty bucks he slipped away;
He did not fulfill my needs
And Baddog's still here on his knees.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus loves me!
The Baddog tells me so.
On the other hand...
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
If this song does not bring you to tears, you are not human (personal opinion...)
The most purely perfect piece of music ever written by a human being. Your interpretation may differ... THIS I'll bow down to. Leonard Cohen for God. And if I can't vote for him - it doesn't count.
You cannot believe in freedom of speech and God at the same time. If you believe in God, all of your speech is governed by Him and His word.
Make up your mind. You cannot have it all - that just makes you a hypocrite.
Hallelujah!
John Cale - the greatest of American songwriters - does Leonard Cohen. Ok, maybe there is a God. Maybe I'm wrong. Everytime I hear this song, I'm left in tears. Then agai, Leonard Cohen was one step away from being broke and homeless.
There is no God - but I could REALLY REALLY use one right about now.
Take from it what you will...
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GFY needs "spoiler" tags. In spite of my insanity - I love you all. Maybe because of it, who can say?
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