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Better yet, let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like:
on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag"
on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts before your divorce is final"
on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money"
legal briefs: "Babenet, we all knew it was a scam, but who cared?"
on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a quick buck"
VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think"
Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck your affiliates too"
newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you"
And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!"
I could go on, this shit writes itself...
Steve Lightspeed
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Abra-cadabra!
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