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MrMaxwell · 04-23-2012, 11:51 PM

It was my birthday and my ex had been in town for a week which was a great source of frustration - but - I went to a strip club (my first time!!) and that was a lot of fun ... one lady even got me to come up to the stage and THEN she got a dollar out of me (which is a big deal because I don't give women money) .. Then back there on the patio I made another stripper mad, something about not tipping, well I didn't even go up to the stage for her anyway

Well

And I think the intoxilyzer thing is full of shit too because it gave me a 1.37 and I only had two drinks and was at the club several hours

PS: Some of you on here were right about me.. I'm not too bright.. My ex has been gone for about what six weeks, and I gambled off all of my money and don't even have my apartment now .. then I let her come back for a week after having been gone 5 so that she could fuck with me some more ..

But I did learn SOME good news. I can't stand my ex instead of missing her, now, AND I LOVE strip clubs. If anyone knows any secrets about defending a dui I'd appreciate that .. I think I'm slowly beginning to become like that sheen guy .. I mean hell next I'll be doing three years and five years and learning how to do coke off of naked womens buttholes and all of that

Also as an aside they always say strippers are so dirty. . . the lady who got the dollar out of me put her shit right in my face with her panties pulled to the side. . . and it was one of the cleanest smelling snatches I've ever seen.. ymmv (old people write that- ymmv)

04-23-2012, 11:51 PM
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I was going 122mph in a 65 and got a dui on top of it It was my birthday and my ex had been in town for a week which was a great source of frustration - but - I went to a strip club (my first time!!) and that was a lot of fun ... one lady even got me to come up to the stage and THEN she got a dollar out of me (which is a big deal because I don't give women money) .. Then back there on the patio I made another stripper mad, something about not tipping, well I didn't even go up to the stage for her anyway Well And I think the intoxilyzer thing is full of shit too because it gave me a 1.37 and I only had two drinks and was at the club several hours PS: Some of you on here were right about me.. I'm not too bright.. My ex has been gone for about what six weeks, and I gambled off all of my money and don't even have my apartment now .. then I let her come back for a week after having been gone 5 so that she could fuck with me some more .. But I did learn SOME good news. I can't stand my ex instead of missing her, now, AND I LOVE strip clubs. If anyone knows any secrets about defending a dui I'd appreciate that .. I think I'm slowly beginning to become like that sheen guy .. I mean hell next I'll be doing three years and five years and learning how to do coke off of naked womens buttholes and all of that Also as an aside they always say strippers are so dirty. . . the lady who got the dollar out of me put her shit right in my face with her panties pulled to the side. . . and it was one of the cleanest smelling snatches I've ever seen.. ymmv (old people write that- ymmv)