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Originally Posted by WarChild
Canadians seem to love Tim Hortons but I don't think it's very good coffee at all.
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That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.
Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.
Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.
Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.
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