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Originally Posted by Paul Markham
As I was writing my life story in porn...
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Wow, hold on a minute there, idiot.
You know as much about shooting porn as a taxi driver knows about driving F1 cars. The fact is that you got lucky back in the day when things were wide open. As things advanced and times changed, you were very very quickly squeezed out by people who DO know how to shoot content.
Trying to pass yourself of as someone who knows anything about shooting content properly is like a first aider trying to pass as a neurosurgeon. Any fucking idiot knows that you need an operating theater and a scalpel. Then what? The fact that you believe you know what you're doing and that you have some kind of innate ability to "turn models on" is both ridiculous and scary. But please, tell us more about how you need a camera, some make-up and a few lights. The part of your little story that will be missing is the happy ending... you know, where you actually manage to build a successful business and don't end up spending the end of your life broke and living on government handouts, plus whatever little cash your hard-to-do mail-order bride brings in from her part-time cleaning job.
Imagine a world with only Markham content... after a couple of days guys would just say fuck it and give up wanking. Seriously, we'd just stop.