Originally Posted by bm bradley

so a guy walks into a bar, above the bar is a sign: ham and cheese sandwiches $3.00, hand jobs $30.00. A beautiful blond hottie walks out from the backroom behind the bar.... the guys looks her over and and says, "Excuse me are you the person doing the hand jobs?" she replies, "Why yes." the man then says, "Please wash your hands, I'd like a ham and cheese sandwich."