|
Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.
Q: Why did hitler kill himself?
A: He got his gas bill.
|