| 2 bums meet up in a park.
 first bum “i had a good day, i found a pack of smokes and smoked them all to myself”.
 
 second bum “thats nothing. i was walking along the RR tracks and ran into this girl. we screwed all day long”.
 
 first bum “all day long?”
 
 second bum “well maybe 1/2 a day.
 
 first bum “did she give you a BJ?
 
 second bum “no”
 
 first bum “you are telling me that you screwed this girl for 1/2 day and she didnt give you a BJ?”
 
 second bum “no….
 
 i couldnt find her head.
 
 
 
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