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My wife said to me, "You're such a fucking embarrassment! Showing me up in front of my boss like that. I knew you wouldn't take this wine tasting evening seriously!"
"I don't know what you mean," I said in my defence, "I really could detect a hint of pretentious cunt in that Cabernet Sauvignon."
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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