Originally Posted by orgeebee

Hold on a tick, but wasn't that "story" about a TSA guy whacking off in the full body scanner booth already called out as a fake, err, "satire"?

It originated on dailysquib.co.uk which seems to be a knock-off of Theonion.com.

snopes.com has a blurb about it being satire as well.

*sounds of balloons bursting* Sorry guys!