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Old 03-08-2012, 08:23 AM  
MarkDeus
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The best way to break up with a women is to hit on her best friend, that is actually a lesbian, just to give the impression that you're the biggest asshole in the universe, and going away knowing that she won't make a move on you and you'll just be able to walk out of this. And then finding out the lesbian has a crush on you.

True story
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