Well if the FTC comes after me I already know my defense... I was warped as a child because the FTC didn't protect me when I was vulnerable now they want to punish me because they failed me as a child.
About 35 years ago I used my allowance an ordered a product out of the back of my Life magazine and was so excited when it arrived. To my dismay it was a hunk of shit and didn't work....
I couldn't see any naked ladies with these bad boys...
http://www.amazon.com/Elope-Xray-Goggles/dp/B001DYEGEI
Thanks for all the advice folks, really appreciate it... Fixen to slop down a plate of taters and call it a night. Best wishes to all...