What about this:
Go buy the domain NOSESIZE.COM (its available right now).
Build a simple one page sales letter full of lies and fake testimonials about how this cream will reduce the size of your nose, put a little SEO work into it also. Order a few hundred bottles from SKS and fill them with some cheap ass hand lotion you buy at wally world. Print a label and slap it on there. Guess what you got a money making business overnight... But is it safe? Is that insane to do?
I got a crap load of these stupid ideas based off the one test product I got going but not sure I can follow through...It just seems like one can't get away with such foolishness?
BTW, don't buy that domain name or I'm gonna be pissed! I'm thinking maybe a elastic eye patch type of thing that over time shrinks the nose, the opposite of what the penis stretchers do...
