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Dave Letterman Top Ten reasons why Brothers don't do well in NASCAR
10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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