Corked!
A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse.
The Bartender asks him how it happened so the guys sighs and says:
"Well, I was walking along the beach when I came across this magic lantern. I picked it up and started to brush off the dirt when all of a sudden this genie pops out. The genie told me I could have three wishes and I said.. No shit!"
