revulsion

I made more money this weekend than most of you will all year.

All I did this weekend was drink bottles of liquor most of you cannot afford.

I also had sex with 4 women

one 19 year old
two 23 year olds
one 21 year old

One was a threesome

I got bored and broke thousands of dollars in pottery. I hired a mexican to clean it up and after he did it I had him pour all the clean up boxes out and do it again for $2 less an hour. He still did it. I laughed my ass off while drinking a $5000 bottle of wine.

How was everyone's weekend?