Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

The chimpanzee milking is contracted out to This Is Not A Pyramid Scheme You Thick Cunts - which is a MLM (get in quick now for a recurring payment of only $53/month). Each month you recieve three zoo tickets and a dozen Thermos flasks and then visit the zoo at a time of your choosing to empty the chimps. You also receive a terrible looking website template and instructions on how to register a co.cc domain and a tiny bit of FREE hosting to run it on. For each person you recruit you receive 1 extra zoo ticket and 3 more spunk flasks. This runs 13 levels deep so in no time at all you can be pleasuring chimps twice a day purely from your recruits.