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Here's a funny story I heard time ago:
A couple with over 30 years of marriage. They decided to celebrate the anniversary and the guy decided to make the night for his missus speshul ( that's the cool word for "special")
- Hun I can make anything you want - the sexual way - I will make your dream come true - he says.
- Okay - lick my pussy - she said - the guy says OK, and she lays down - picking her legs up, spreading aside - lick it goooood .....
The guy starts doing the job, when suddenly he stands and goes outside the room, then he gets back with laundry pin on his nose. She starts with licking again, but then he stops again, goes out of the room and this time he's having the sugar bowl with him. So he puts like 3-4 BIG spoons on her pussy and starts licking again... Then he stops for the third time and goes out. Then back again - but this time he's wearing safety glasses.
- Honey - she says - I do understand why you're using the laundry pin... and even the sugar - but ... why the glasses ?
- Barbara , dear - I needed the protection - everytime you fart loudly the sugar flows directly inside my eyes!
End of story. And happy Valentine's day to all the girls named Barbara and all the girls who are not named Barbara! Happy Valentine to all the GFY!
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