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Tala · 06-12-2003, 11:41 PM

Pierre and Fifi are two french lovers out on a date. They have decided to take a canoe trip down the river, and things are going wonderfully, having had a small picnic in the boat complete with some delightful cognac.

A bit tipsy and caught up by a sudden wave of lust, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me!"

Agreeably Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then proceeds to kiss her passionately.

A few minutes later, caught up in the passion, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!"

Agreeably, Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then rips open her blouse, removes herbra, drops it overboard, and begins to suckle and fondle her tits.

After a bit, Fifi cries out in passion, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!!"

Pierre lifts her skirt, slides her panties from her body and drops them overboard, take the half-full bottle of cognac, pours it over her snatch, and then lights a match, touching it to the cognac and setting her bush on fire.

Screaming, she leaps over the side of the boat to douse the flames. Coming to the surface for air, looking like a drowned poodle, she glares at him and screeches, "Pierre!! Why did you pour cognac on my pussy and set it on fire?!"

He bows slightly as he remains seated inthe canoe. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames."

06-12-2003, 11:41 PM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Pierre and Fifi are two french lovers out on a date. They have decided to take a canoe trip down the river, and things are going wonderfully, having had a small picnic in the boat complete with some delightful cognac. A bit tipsy and caught up by a sudden wave of lust, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me!" Agreeably Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then proceeds to kiss her passionately. A few minutes later, caught up in the passion, Fifi says, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!" Agreeably, Pierre responds, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot. What the lady desires, I will give." He then rips open her blouse, removes herbra, drops it overboard, and begins to suckle and fondle her tits. After a bit, Fifi cries out in passion, "Pierre! Kiss me lower!!" Pierre lifts her skirt, slides her panties from her body and drops them overboard, take the half-full bottle of cognac, pours it over her snatch, and then lights a match, touching it to the cognac and setting her bush on fire. Screaming, she leaps over the side of the boat to douse the flames. Coming to the surface for air, looking like a drowned poodle, she glares at him and screeches, "Pierre!! Why did you pour cognac on my pussy and set it on fire?!" He bows slightly as he remains seated inthe canoe. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames." __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.