The Paul Markham reply template:
[1]Ignore every point made in the post you are quoting and begin brainstorming content to fill reply template[/1]
[2]Some sort of baseless calculation to show what kind of profits can or could have been made doing this and that[/2]
[3]Talk about how it was and how you think it is now, make sure to mention anyone who thinks otherwise is clueless.[/3]
[4]Free porn killed porn[/4]
[5]A series 2-5 irrelevant questions that show how much you don't know about what you're talking about[/5]
[6]A short, mostly fictional and/or exaggerated story to maximize wall of text[/6]
[7]Point your fingers at traffic sellers and buyers for no reason[/7]
[8]Ask to see webmasters sites for no reason[/8]
[9]Remind everyone you don't have time for losers and need to get back to your puzzles, even though you spend all day derailing everyones threads anyhow[/9]
[10]Close your reply by telling everyone to think very hard about what you've just said[/10]
[11]One last little remark that will piss everyone off and surely get you a quote, followed by orglaugh for maximum effect[/11][12]
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