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Originally posted by bdjuf
if you think what I said is funny,
you should go out more often, try going to a club 
your car gets you more pussy than anything else
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Those fuckers never let me park my Porsche beside the dance floor.
And my porsche jacket, keychain and baseball cap don't seem to work, so I end up having to tell all the women I meet about my car.
Like "Hey baby, I've got a Porsche. No, really, it's right outside. Augh! Please no more pepper spray!"
What's your secret?