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Another one:
A guy is making a walking trip through China, and he's terribly exhausted. He has no money anymore and decides to visit a nearby house in the surrounding.
He knocks on the door, and an older Chinese guy opens the door. He asks, " I am so terribly exhausted, can I please stay for the night"
The Chinese guy agrees, but on one condition, he has to sleep on the attic and he has to promise that he does not touch his daughter, because otherwise the Chinese guy promises him 3 Chinese torturing methods.
And damn, she is the hottest girl he has ever seen. At night he awakes with a terribly hard cock and decides to go to his daughter's room. And they have sex like animals! So he sneaks back to the attic and pretends nothing has happened and falls asleep again.
When he wakes up, he has this terrible pain in his chest. He opens his eyes and sees this massive rock laying there on his chest. On the rock is a note attached saying:
"First chinese torture, 50lbs rock on chest". "Well" he thinks, "those Chinese tortures are not really that worse" and he throws the the stone out of the window. But while that rock flies out of the window he sees another note on the back of the rock saying: "Left testicle attached with rope to the stone". Well that rock is already out of his hands, so he decides to jump after the rock. And when he jumps out he sees another note on the window saying:
"right testicle attached with rope to the bed"
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