I can help you -
Get a good email stripper - Set up tonnes of keywords and send it through google!
Let it run for a few months - Then run a cleanup through your list to remove duplicates (Fuck sake man, don't want to be accused of spamming),
Set up a bithday card site (Use a 50X50 image for the card with a 740 X 600 ad. to the site you are "promoting"
And then blast away your emails with I FUCKED YOUR DOGS DAUGHTER as the header title.
Then move home quickly , but remember to re-direct your emails (Proxy comes in handy - )
At this point, probably best to move home again - Russia or Poland I suggest as pleasant email marketing there isn't considered illegal.
The reap the rewards -
(Please note that a move back to you original home is not advised because of the falling value of the dollar.
Hope this helps you get under way!
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