Two dwarfs are going with 2 hookers to a hotel. Each couple takes a seperate room. But one of the dwarfs is not capable of getting a hard one, he's like completely impotent that night. But in the room next to him he hears the other dwarf:
"one, two, three ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh" over again over again
The impotent one thinks, "man he's having fun over there".
So the next day they meet eachother in front of the hotel. "And"? Says the one who seemed to have fun all night.
"Well it wasn't much, I couldn't even get a hard one, so I only touched her tits and stuff, but nothing more. How about you?"
The other one: Well it was worse here, I couldn't even climb on the bed.
