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I wanna be "Platinum Steve" -- fuck this "Steve Lightspeed" character, he's too dangerous!
Platinum Steve will be in charge of training all new Platinum People to live in Platinum City, which is of course located in Platinum Country on Platinum Planet.
Platinum Steve will post about Platinumbucks regularly, being sure to drop the word "Platinum" at least 5 Platinum Times in each Platinum Sentence.
Lol, I'm just messing with ya, congrats on the new hires!
Platinum Steve
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