Condom Worker
A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. A woman approached the man and remarked, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I dunno." The lady then asked, "Which is the boy and which is the girl?" The man appeared angrier than before, and replied, "I dunno." "What kind of a father are you?" the woman scolded. "Listen, lady, I ain't their father... I'm a condom salesman and these two babies are complaints that I am taking back to the company."
Oz