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Originally Posted by bronco67
I've always thought guys shouldn't go out looking for a wife.
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I was always on the look out for wives. Great easy lays if hubby isn't performing.
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Originally Posted by DWB
Everyone pays for it.
Drinks, food, gas, entertainment, your time... none of that is free. It often actually costs more to have sex with non-prostitutes than it does to have sex with prostitutes.
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Especially for what I paid them.
And best of all. They go home afterwards.
Actually I've slept with very few women. I hate the embarrassing morning ritual of being nice to each other both knowing it was a one niter. Enjoyable, but all you had in common was the sex. I had 4 phone lines at home, one for business, fax, mobile and personal. So all I had to do was wait for her to go to the loo. Phone a friend who phoned back 15 minutes later. Make out I had a crisis and she would have to go. Offer to get her a taxi and dial them without waiting for her to reply. Looking panicky. Works great.
Then go back to bed after she left and put the business answer phone on an answering machine
These days it's bliss. I wake up most morning to the same smiling face, happy to see me and showing the joy of sharing another day with me. Sometimes nuzzling up to me, sometimes tickling me, always happy and always wagging that bloody tail of his. Eva has left for work and told Rajah to get me out of bed, to feed him.