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Old 01-02-2012, 07:16 PM  
CurrentlySober
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i called up my aff manager on the phone, cause I couldn't sleep...

He read me a story over the phone, until I fell asleep...

Only problem was that I fell asleep with the phone connected, it was a premium rate number, and they didn't put the phone down at their end...

But it was cool. It only cost me $689.00

Actually now I think, it may not have been an aff manager, but a phone sex line...


When your as drunk as I am, the speaking clock could read me a story...
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