I'd fuck the hell outta her, for sure.

@ all of the naysaying.
- the sex tape should be a non-issue for everyone here.
- she's smart enough to cash in millions each year, just through her mere existence.
- she's not that bad looking. Everyone here has fucked someone uglier than her, so shut the fuck up about how she looks.
- she has a bodacious ass
- she is single again.
Yeah, I always get a kick out of the amount of ire that her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton evoke out of some guys. You'd swear someone asked those types of guys to get married to them or something...
