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"THE MID-EAST CRISIS...YES IT CAN BE SOLVED WITH COMMON SENSE TOO!
As Prime Minister of Israel, I'll introduce a bill to the Knesset that will simply do away with Patriarchy there, as well. All religious books that advocate the burning of witches or the execution of gays will become passe and will simply be disregarded as obsolete.
My next bill of legislation will cause Peace, by simply paying the Palestinian people not to shoot at the Israelis! For far less than the cost of Israel's unusable 250 nuclear warheads, we can build schools and hospitals and give every Palestinian a great job. We can put the Pal back into Palestinian!
Just ten of the world's Jewish Billionaires have more than enough to transform the occupied territories. American Jews who support the settlements in Palestinian territories will be required to go and live in them, freeing up their homes in Beverly Hills for Palestinians who may choose to leave their homelands.
Any Israeli settlements to be built in the Capital of Palestine, East Jerusalem, must be built for Palestinians to live in! This way, the Israeli companies who work with Haliburton and have received no-bid contracts from American Tax Payers, can still keep building!! The Palestinian People will also have decent housing to live in, as they are the majority of Israel's labor force! In other words, the entire problem in the Middle East will be addressed in my administration as a Labor Issue, and NOT a religious issue.
No more wars will be necessary.
Arabe billionaires, Christian billionaires, Russian and and Chinese Billionaires will be required to kick in to solve the problem too, since peace in the middle east is also in their best interests. Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere and grab the money (Arafat died with 30 billion dollars of his people's money in a french bank account) will be marched to the Blessed Lady and subsequently beheaded. Isn't that easier/better than some endless bloody conflict?
As POTUS and PMOI, I will shut down those who make the Jewish People their Moral Hostages...namely the Rothschild banking family, who coincidentally are the reason people hate the Jews!!
The time for all grudges and blood libels will be done. I don't like Jewish attitudes towards Christians and Muslims, nor do I like what Christians think of Jews and Muslims, nor what Muslims think about Jews or Christians! I simply care nothing for any of these religions, as all three are fundamentally flawed--unlike the Church of Common Sense--All Abrahamic religions refer to God as 'He' instead of 'She' and all three would burn me at the stake for using the word GODDESS.
In the new world, every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children and animals and all humans with the stolen money we have commanded our troops to recover.
Each Grandmother is responsible for at least one hundred people around her, as is normal now anyway, and she will answer to the Grandmother at the head of her district. Each District Head answers to the Tribunal Council of Matriarchs. The titular heads of the Worldwide Association of Matriarchal Tribunals will answer to the Head of the World Family, which is of course, Me.
In this New Age, war is no longer a business. War profiteering is punishable by the Guillotine. To keep these deaths to a minimum, all Presidents, Prime Ministers and Queens (there will be NO kings) will be required to fight in the very first infantry wave of any war they authorize. Trust me, that'll make for some productive peace talks!!
Why have I been chosen to deliver this message of Female intelligence and its Divinity to a world of deaf males? I have asked my Internal/Eternal Goddess that question, and She answered, "Why not YOU, Roseanne?" Indeed, why not each of us?
Women, let's stop propping up bullshit and reflecting it back at twice its size!! Let's drop out big time and stop buying things! Let's plant gardens. Let's not buy in, let's get real.
Let's take back the real estate between our ears and get green like a son of a bitch!
Let's start our own schools and teach our kids to heal the world and not destroy it. Let's help each other first for once, before we help men or their gods! Let's be selfish for our own sake and theirs, just this once. I know the thought of that seems blasphemous and horrific, but we have to do it!
The truth of the Light of reality will illuminate all that we see and all that we do.
Ladies,and thinking Gentlemen, I implore you: Join me in the Church of Common Sense, in the Green Tea Party movement. With your support, I promise to usher in the new age:
THE ROSE-ANARCHY!!"
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