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I am an avid hunter.
My sister in law is a staunch vegetarian.
The family went camping once. It was fucking awesome!
I caught some fish and started filleting them on the back of my suburban. She just about shit her pants and started BALLING... BALLING!!!
My brother asked if I could do it somewhere less prominent and I was like, WTF? You two are hardcore bible thumpers. Jesus ate fish! WTF is wrong with you people?!?!
Later that day a rabbit was scurrying around so I set up a trap and snagged the little fucker. Walked up on it with a nephew from a sister of mine and we beheaded it, skinned it and put it on the grill. Just as soon as the odor of cooking meat hit the air my sister in law busts out of her tent.
She wanted us to STOP cooking meat because she could smell it! Then she asks what it is we are cooking and my nephew lifts up the fur to show her. Wow...
About an hour later her and my brother are driving away... Fucking pussies!
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