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Originally Posted by Adam_M
I was going to get a Paxum and Redpass but decided to make a fire with $100 bills instead.
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You should try making a fire with these new plastic Canadian $100 bills. I doubt they'll burn for very long, but they're sure good at inflicting paper (or is it plastic?) cuts.
The teller at my bank had a bitch of a time counting them out and - when she handed the statically charged pile of bills to me - I sliced my fingers open and started bleeding on the counter.
She actually warned me that the new bills tend to stick together and if I'm not paying attention there's a good chance I'll hand over more bills than I intended.
Progress!